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On my way to work I saw lots of jerks
Sitting in a queue to nowhere.
"Why are you here?" I asked them with a sneer.
"Because and why not?" the answer from the lot.

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"my here?" I in the lot.
and you a to "why not?" nowhere.
Why are the answer lots to with a work sneer.
"Because", asked them On of jerks
Sitting from queue I saw way


Good fun and interesting! I particularly like an idea from the last line of the cut version. Sitting in a queue I saw the way.