Before

Bus stop.
Head in pieces.
Been so damned cold lately.
Tracksuit mum calls her kid a cunt.
Charming.

Still drunk.
Eight till late night.
Left the club around two?
Vodka handbags stag do in drag.
Shooters.

Backwards.
To the Hog's Head.
Ken Dodd's dad's dog did what?
Such a bizarre conversation.
Drink less.

Perfume.
Too much perfume.
Pink tops just don't suit him.
She's not even wearing a thong.
Slapper.

Move on.
Time goes nowhere.
Mixing drinks does the trick.
First one always goes down easy.
Sober.

After

Bus damned cold thong.
Slapper.
Move on.
Time drag.
Shooters.

Backwards.
To the Hog's the stag dog did what?
Such suit him.
She's not even bizarre conversation.
Drink less.

Perfume.
Too much dad's perfume.
Pink always goes drinks does mum calls trick.
First one stop.
Head in pieces.

Been so goes till do in club around two?
Vodka handbags drunk.
Eight tops just don't the lately.
Tracksuit late a wearing a Head.
Ken Dodd's down easy.

Sober. night.
Left nowhere.
Mixing her kid a cunt.
Charming.
Still.

Can't help but laugh at the cut-up version - it portrays just what your brain gets like when you are shit-faced.