Sybil has 16 personalities.
Joe has less than one.
Sybil is shcezophrenic.
Joe is hum drum.

Sybil was told she liked the sex
from Sally an alter self.
Sally played with Joe
and put him on a shelf.

Joe being a simple man
knew Sybil was crazy,
but when he was atop of her
she panted and called him baby

Sybil stuck her head in the oven
one day out of clear blue.
Joe sat down and cried,
"What am I gonna do?"

So he dug her a plot
behind a Walmart
and strolled her to it
in a shopping cart.

He knew she'd like the place
as it was special to her
he convinced himself aloud
with a drunken slur.

As he layed her body
he was amazed at the wood he got
so he jumped in the hole with her
and fucked her before she could rott

He threw the oven out
when he returned home
Cooked a microwave
and ate all alone.

So now he sits on the couch
farting and drinking beer
Wishing at least one of Sybils'
personalities were here.