A tale of a Vampiress and a Vampire Hunter/Slayer and their strange relationship.

The Vampiress is seductive and mysterious. She never gives too much away. She uses her beauty to lure her victims into her Lair, where she feeds on them. She has many henchmen whom worship her as if sher were a Goddess.

The Vampire Hunter has mixed emotions about her. On one hand he is somewhat intrigued by her. Infatuated, almost. On the other, he despies her. She is his nemisis. She repulses him yet attracts him at the same time.

Both betrayed by their kind, they are driven closer together. They become a team and work together to fight the mythical scum of the Earth.

The tale starts off  on a cold December night. The Vampiress on one of her usual feeding nights with her comrades. Little does she know that the The Vampire Hunter is close on her tail...

At the diner, by the river,
girls prepare to make men shiver.
Sexy attire, red lips and nails.
Devouring platters of fresh snails.

Chorkles accompany their lite bite
with choice of  their main course in sight. 
"He looks tasty, perhaps too lean?"
"Him, over there, seems very keen!"

He does indeed (and not too old

or young or thin or fat or bold).

They deftly gather round their meal;

his neck to pierce; his blood to steal.

Show the fool a flash of leg,

make him drool and make him beg.

Prime the pan and wad the bullet,

sink your teeth into his gullet.

Their seduction routine worked well.
They soon had him under their spell.
Arm linked with arm, he walked their way,
Into the night of disarray

Yet dining solo proves a bore:

a plaintive life as Hades' whore.

A mate to share this steaming feast

would put the sugar to the yeast.

The vampiress felt off colour
Easy food, what could be duller?
'You, young man, are not as you seem.
I like my meal to whine and scream."

No, she wouldn't;  why was she doing this?

Then he went in for the kiss,

She tried to make him fight and scream,

Until she realised she was his Queen.

And so, at once, they understood
Team work for vampires gets the goods
They conjured up an evil scheme
for platters meeting all their dreams