Horace the hamster was a bit of a gangster,
who liked to hide the food he would steal.
Now he's doing six months locked in his cage,
going round and round on his wheel.
Gregory the mule slept in late for school,
so he ran through the streets all the way.
When he arrived there was nobody there,
because school's shut on Saturday.
Hugh the gnu was in a bit of a stew
and didn't know what to think.
While washing the pots he sneezed quite a lot
and blew his brains right down the sink.