There's a Lap Dance club grand op'nin tonight

at least that's what we're told

A small town joint just for the lads

come into the fold

Handsome and desired we'll be

treated like celebrity

bye them drinks for nine fifty

“you don’t look that old”

Honey, Angel at my side laughin at my jokes

Courtney,Dixieoccupied by some suited blokes

Pass the cash and get a flash

She fancies me, I’m sure of that

She’s off again but she’ll be back

nuff left for a coke.