Lardy guts and tattooed fists and fights;
cunts and coke and tie-wrapped wrists alright.
And every German ear-hole from Sudeten to the Ruhr
will suffer the reminder that Great Britain won the war.

Nobody won by forty-five.
WHO WON THE WAR? WE WON THE WAR!
Why would you keep that flame alive?
WHO WON THE WAR? WE WON THE WAR!

Blitzkrieg, blighty, bully beef, and Reds.
Foie gras, gun-smoke, shellshock, empty beds.
And every murdered soldier dug in every foreign shore
will shudder at the falsehood that Great Britain won the war.
Without Russia we'd have been destroyed.
America done pulled us from the void.
And you dishonour every drop of every soldier's blood;
defecate upon the Union Flag and grind it in the mud.

Nobody wins a war like that.
WHO WON THE WAR? WE WON THE WAR!
Britain doesn't want you back.
WHO WON THE WAR? WHO WON THE WAR?