Three eX's called last Christmas.
It made me laugh out loud.
Two made heavy jelly,
then three became more than a crowd.

Three eX's called last Christmas.
I'm definitely going to move.
Trinkets in abundance.
Just what were they trying to prove?

Three eX's called last Christmas.
Emotions on a high.
All sorry that it hadn't worked.
All knowing the reasons why.

Three eX's called last Christmas.
It was all quite insane.
Just one more was needed
to make it a Castlemaine.

Three eX's called last Christmas.
A barrage of testosterone.
Each one bursting with anger
that I wanted to spend it alone.