Bobby was worried about his looks
particularly about going bold
so he went to see a mystic lady
to see what his future would hold
She gazed into her crystall ball
and asked "do you have a wife?"
"Yes" he replied "why do you ask?"
"Because she's carrying on a secret life"
"Are you sure this is my wife?
my loving devoted Julie?
For whom I've been married 21 years
and have loved her deeply and truly?"
She said "of course, why would I lie?
I'm the best Mystic in the fair,
besides she's kissing another man
(who seems to have much more hair)"
Bobby walked out devastated
but he must be Mr. Big
He'll win his wife back from this man
he'll go and buy a wig
His new hair will make him look younger
she'll fancy him a-gain
he picked up a bunch of flowers
and jumped on board the train
He walked toward the house
and she opened up the door
He kissed her on the doorstep
and then inside a little more
They shared a fantastic evening
and reminisced about their past
and they listened to eachother
the night went by so fast
She told him that she preffered him bold
instead of that silly hair
so he took it off and revealed underneath
the head that was becoming bare
Next morning on the way to work
he realised who the Mystic had seen,
for she'd saw a man with a full head of hair
He chuckled, "how silly, that was me!"
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