Well Hoorah to You
Mrs Two Point Two
With your satisfied grin
And your hips SO thin
Even after the births
You have no girth
To speak of.

And your Poppets
so cute.
Both such beauts.
And another on the way
Hey, you don't say?
And your home
so shiny
And all managed
on a tiny sum.
Some mum you
How do you do
it?

Oh and you're fit too?
You train each day
Before you cook
the bread
and after you bed
your man.
Good plan.
Will Hoorah to you.
Mrs Two Point Two
You're average.