SORRY YOU ARE LEAVING.
We thought that we should take this chance,
(the boss said if we didn't we'd be fucked)
To wish you all the best in your career.
(pity the poor bastards where you're off)
And should you ever pass this way,
(right lets pack the boxes change address)
You will know that we are here.
(the lights will be on but the bell's now broke)
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts,
(well the heart of our bottoms really)
For all the things you've done.
(You selfish greedy get)
For when the work got really hard,
(whilst we were clearing up after you)
We still had so much fun.
(You miserable, idle twat)
We really hope your brand new job,
(just you wait while we ring and tell em)
fulfills your every wish.
(you touchy feely perve)
We don't know how we'll carry on,
(a great big frigging party that's how)
Without the office dish.
(thank christ that ugly wankers gone)
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