god that's fucking weird - why?

i don't know really - it keeps her happy

does it keep you happy? it's not right mate it's fucking weird - you're off your head

forget i said it - it's no big deal

have you done this with any of the others? it's fucking weird mate

not before - no - anyway leave it alone will you

what makes her so special?

i love her

she's got you going round on all fours - fuck me you even had to make a cat flap!

it's a man door

whatever - you call that love? it's fucking weird if you ask me

i didn't ask you

she can't love you if she makes you do that

but i love her