your majesty we now present for you

upon this most delectable of days

the winning act for your delight

he drops from an outrageous height

and smashes into pieces on the stage

before your dear discerning eyes

his skull collapses and he dies

and all for your delight your majesty

but let us not forget the also-rans

the humble haggard hearties

of your lands

the man who eats his family out of sweet despair

the girl who sobs and drinks herself to death

the gang that spits and stamps upon

the last survivor of the somme

the child singer high on crystal meth

and fifty-thousand others majesty

and all of them your subjects majesty

the man who rims the judges

and then opens up his wrists

the girl who screws a dildo into piers

and rides him like the wild west

then spreads his faeces down her chest

and all for your delight your majesty

a tribute from your realm your mah – jeh – steee