He said "Let's go out tonight?"
She said "I'd rather stay in"
He said "Let's grab a take-away"
She said "I'll never be thin!"

He said "Let's watch a film together"
She said "I'm too tired for that"
He said "Let's have a conversation"
She said "No time to chat"

He said "Let's walk by the river"
She said "It's quicker the other way"
He said "Let's go for a picnic"
She said "It's meant to rain today"

He said "I've bought you some roses"
She said "They don't last that long"
He said "I'll cook you dinner"
She said "You always make things wrong"

He said "I bought you an expensive gift"
She said "Why? What have you done?"
He said "I've wrote you love letters"
She said "What if someone reads one?"

He said "I give up, I can't stand this!"
She said "I'm not in charge of your life!"
He said "All the sacrafices I've made for you!"
She said "I preferred it when you were with your wife!"