Please, please be beware,
what you name your Teddy bear,
don’t name it Mohammad,
but you can call it Tony Blair.

After 8 hours of consulting,
Sudan found it insulting,
to call a Teddy bear by this name.

So lets search the UK,
for religious teddies hiding away,
search under beds, let’s name and shame.

So as a Teddy owner are you libel,
if it’s name can be found in the Bible?

Can you name them John or Peter,
or any name in the Bagavad Gita?

Can you name them Tomas or Mark,
or Noah, because he built an Ark?