The sad tale of George
The sad tale of George, who wasn’t water-proof.
George was a drake and a great big fat one.
George was a Muscovy and hadn’t much fun.
George wasn’t waterproof and couldn’t please his ladies.
George’s performance was not a good one.
All his little harem jumped into the duck pond;
all his little heart-throbs paddled through the reeds.
George plodded squattley deep through the water
and sunk like a plummet ‘neath the waving weeds.
George was a sad sight cleaning up his feathers,
and being dried by people came as quite a shock,
so we put him in the hen-house to give him moral standing,
and now he’s quite a fellow with his mock duck flock.
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