come now squadron
come unite
take that pencil
pierce a hole
right thru the lie
of celebrity endorsement
products we seldom need to buy

pearce brosnan face cream
everybody raise a scream
sean bean
o2
morrisons got something new
suggs hawking birdseye
steven gerard pringles
cos that's what footballers eat?
your kids - mine too
paul merton tv licence
parkie life insurance
virgin movies uma thurman
nintendo ds nicole kidman
patrick stewart joined the bunch
what now?
monster munch?
antony hopkins
are you next
haemarrhoid ointment
gear from next?
dervla kerwan m & s food
hate your adverts hate you too
the message here reads loud and clear
flog to the proles this fiscal year

shakespeare squadron
fucking unite
sharpen your pencils
get uptite
every barefaced dollar sign plug
you see on the tv
drain your mug
with hard-eyed rage
assault the page
get in formation
war we'll wage