A couple in their late eighties
visit the local sex therapist.
He soon became confused by their weekly visits
but very soon got the gist.

" Will you watch us having sex"?
words that came as a surprise.
But the chance wouldn't come along again
so he was glad to analyse.

When they had finished the therapist said
" There's nothing wrong with your technque.
In fact to have sex at eighty nine
you are two of mother natures freaks."

For five weeks this practice carried on
and cost the couple fifty pounds a time.
And at the end of each session the therapist remarked
" You both appear to be shagging just fine."

At the end of week five the therapist asked
" Just what are you trying to find out"?
The old man smiled and he replied
" I'll fill you in on what we're about."

" We can't afford a hotel room
as we both live off a pension.
We need somewhere to do our thing
and ease the sexual tension".

" You charge us fifty quid an hour
which I find is really super.
And through my insurance I can claim back
about forty three pounds from Bupa."