A radio news item............... "......And there's confusion today over whether Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins.....! "

There's no confusion on my part, I assure you. I really couldn't give a toss.
Nor do I care whether Britney has shaved her entire face off, whether Amy Winehouse has snorted an entire box of Daz Ultra, or whether Naomi has been arrested for assaulting a traffic cone.
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who reads OK, Hello, Ta-ra, Sod Off or any other stupid publication.