The battle of the sexes has
gone on throughout the ages.
Like men not listening to anything
has been the cause of womens rages.

Women like to talk things through
and chat and keep things nice.
Men will sulk and always grunt
and ignore all advice.

Men want sex at any time
in any place or season.
Women will only drop their drawers
if there is a loving reason.

Men are turned on by what they see
and women by what they hear.
Women will whisper sweet nothings
but with men it's cars and beer.

Womens ability to give birth is better
than mens to keep erections.
And men stay lost for weeks on end
'cause they won't ask for directions.

Womens many tactics mean
they shop when their man is skint.
Men have always thought that tactics
were a kind of mint.

There are two areas where men excel
and the fairer sex are crap.
Have you ever seen a woman reverse a car
or try to read a map?