Who was that bird?
The seven dwarves had urgent business
and got off quick to Rome.
Dopey needed answers fast
before he could go home.
He requested a special audience
as he thought it his only hope.
In a couple of minutes from now he'd meet
His Holiness the Pope.
"Are there dwarf nuns in Rome?" he asked
and the Pope did shake his head.
" Ask something else and be quick Dopey
as it's soon time for my bed"
" Do dwarf nuns live anywhere,
can you tell me if they really exist?"
" No" said the Pope " There are no dwarf nuns
until you dream or you are pissed."
The answers were too hard to take
and Dopey's brain started to fry.
Tears welled up in his two eyes
and our favourite dwarf started to cry.
His six friends were having a right old time
and all stood with a toothy grin.
" So it's true" said Grumpy dwarf
" You did have sex with that old penguin."
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