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Poetry

Source: Adults

Author: Jason Minty

Title: Ovahurd n'Barnsley!

Ayup Cock
Whaz tha doin?
Mi n’all
Whal thur brewin
Gizzuz a lite
Willtha?

Artha goin awt
tonite?
Bingo?
Uz n’all
Itz alreight init?
Mi mate won a tenner.

Yeahshidid.

Wotz shi luckin at?
Er ore theeur
wi tha brat?
Shiz luckin reight at ya
like ya queer.

Or summat.

Summat up wi thi Luv?
Cos it wi bi if tha
keepz on gawping!
Yeah larke weelsmash

thi ead in fo ya.

Nivir liiked er

Dozy fucka
Yelloair
Thinz shiza lucka
Makes mi laff.

Dunnit?

Wot ya readin?
Sun? gud init?
Aa dunt bin it?
Geituz if thaz dun
Al tek it ome wi mi.

Ta.

Larke milippy?
Tha’ll nivir guess?
Gorrir frum PaundLand

Wi thi res

Omi maccup

Scumtious Red

Well summat larketha
I finit said
Labelzwornoffna.

Annit?

Shiz still luckin?
Silly Cow.
Jeezuz.
Neremind
gottugobac na.

Wurk

Wereza fink?

Eey thee?
Watzthawan?
Wannafag?

Tuffshit.

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