Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse:
and last, but by no means least,
old Pale Green Death.
Contemporary version for ITV
by the hallowed writers of the underrated Demons.
The Four Revamps of the Apocalypse:
Pestilence remains in white [a tracksuit],
his mighty bow updated to a tazer,
and rides a BMX.
War remains in red [a hoodie],
his sword a vodka bottle busted at the end,
and rides a scooter.
Famine remains in black [a duffelcoat],
his weighing scales now digital for eighths and quarters,
and gets a backie off of pestilence.
Death remains pale green [skinny jeans and tee shirt],
his beasts still beasts of the pit bull sort,
and rides a Birdhouse skateboard.
And somebody said yes to this?
You’ve got to be pulling my bloody leg.
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