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Source: Adults

Author: Jason Minty

Title: Lust to Bust

O he’s wearing Speedos
O she’s got no brain
O they’re getting married
so their names can be the same.

O she’s five months preggas
O he’s got no job
O the council’s baled them out
so they can both be slobs.

O they’ve got four more now
O she drops like rain
O they’re raking tut benefits in
’cos working’s such a pain.

O they’re getting bored now
O their brats have flown
O they’re going tut Bingo
so they don’t have to stay at home.

O he's gone and dropped dead
O he ate too much
O she's making plans you know
to get a bigger bust.

O she's triple-EEE'd now
O she got them ont NHS
O they had to, didn't they?
'cos she was depressed.

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