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Source: Adults

Author: Jason Minty

Title: Easter Chics

They eat eggs whole 'ere.
Down 'em in one.
Lick their lips.
Then pop another one.

It's the same with burgers,
wi' a fist full of chips.
No wonder they've got
so much weight on their hips.

They down pints in seconds.
They take shots in threes.
No wonder their boobs
are down to their knees.

They smoke like chimneys.
They chew gum like caviar.
No wonder it stinks
when you're with them in a car.

They're all tattoos and tinsel
With a fake tan to off-set.
No wonder I'll be out of 'ere
just as soon as I can get.

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