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South of the border, down Mexico way,
that's when I fell in love with Cadbury milk tray.
South of the border - so sultry and swe..eeet,
how could I help but take a quick peek.

And oh what sensations greeted my eyes,
truffle and noogar - unwrapped with soft sighs.
But Oh! My favourite, with taste quite supreme
was Hazelnut Heaven - a connoisseur's dream.

She was a picture of choc-holic delight,
and I could not resist taking a bite ;
South of the border, down Mexico way,
where as a young man I was led astray.