I once knew a gastric bandit.
His name was Pinch Me-in.
He was as mean as his name implied.
His role was to make fat girls thin.

To do this he made them suck through straws.
They couldn't enjoy their meals.
And what went down - well it hurt like hell.
Liquid food sure congeals.

The plump girls all shed their tums.
But they look so grey and ill.
The gastric bandit doesn't seem to care.
But it sure as hell worries their chums.

He hijacked Fearn and now he's got Vanessa too.
Who's going to come to their rescue?
The gastric bandit's given them the squeeze.
Just make sure that he doesn't get you!