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Source: Adults

Author: jonny graham

Title: Facebook.

Faithbook, racebook,
forever in your facebook,
let's all get really wired up,
and waste our nights and daysbook.

Slagbook, hagbook,
let's all meet up and shagbook,
guiltbook, shamebook,
not your proper namebook.

Sneakbook, caughtbook,
stolen and not boughtbook,
in your photos you look gorgeous,
but really you're a crockbook.

Dogbook, catbook,
like my page it's crapbook,
time passes in the background,
your life is all you lackbook.

Mongbook, Durrbook,
pulling out your hairbook,
making friends with self-constructed avatars,
and hiding in your lairbook.

Prankbook, skankbook,
what a load of crankbook,
it's getting really heated now,
and turning into wankbook.

Textbook, sexbook,
spying on your exbook,
you like someone else's profile,
and it turns you into pestbook.

Scrapbook, papbook,
catch the fucking clapbook,
get on your bloody I-phone,
and add some shitty appsbook.

Stressbook, strifebook,
get a fucking lifebook,
watch it if your married,
cos they'll steal your little wifebook.

Creepbook, peepbook,
getting in too deepbook,
they've even got you at it,
in your fucking sleepbook.


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