"Sydney put the kettle on, make a lovely cup of tea,
a proper cup of tea, the way tea used to be".

"I'm always making it, don't take me for a PG monkey,
get off your big fat arse and make a cup for me".

"But I only get an ooh, when the tea is made by you,
I always say that's better, so Sydney do a Fresh brew".

"I'm sick of bloody tea, I'm sick of bloody Tetley,
I'm sick of the sight from morning to night,

IT'S ALWAYS MADE BY ME !!!".

"But Sydney your tea is legendary, it's part of folklore history,
and Tetley pay you wages,

(SO MAKE THE BLOODY TEA!!!)".

"Allright you win I'll make it, if you go to the shop for me,
you've used up all the tea-bags, we've only got Nescafe".