Tyrannosaurus Rex fossilized collar bone,

Or a signed sexy photo of Ms Sharon Stone,

Inflating bed dolly made in far off Mandalay,

Framed King Kong poster starring gorgeous Fay Wray ...

And I found all of them ... all ... on The Bay!

My whole life is filled with such complete, total crap,

That's been all lovingly posted, in double bubble wrap,

Something turns up here 'most every single day,

Stuff folk such as you would most like throw away ...

Seven Day Listings ... on The Bay!

Tell me why ... I just bought a street map of Nairobi,

Off some guy in Leeds, calls himself: 'Jugman Toby'?

'Cos when I checked out his Seller's Other Item,

I found he's another ... and that one's of Brighton!

I'd soon loose my way ... off The Bay!

A 'thirty-eight Beano featuring that man Desperate Dan,

Or a used Kleenex tissue dropped by Princess Anne,

Ffestiniog track plans drawn by James Swinton Spooner,

Or a Tata truck - tatty - built '96 out in Poona ...

You can flog dead horses sooner ... on The Bay!

Wanna buy ... sepia postcards of pre-war Belgian churches?

Or a rubber skinned blonde who sits up ... straddles ... and perches ...?

Or at least so it claims, in the Item Description,

And don't you just love the graphic photo depiction ...!

Getting down all the way ... on The Bay!

Now let's hit the Search button ... for something quite silly,

Maybe find Tutankhamen his long since lost willie ...?

Ask the Seller a Question 'bout those used black thong strings?

No they most certainly won't snap “with ear splitting pings!”

Unlike that surgical stay ... from The Bay ...

Cash, personal cheque ... or even card plastic,

I'll pay you at once, with a speed light fantastic!

You can't post her from Oslo? Well you didn't explain so ...

'Christmas Fairy with Halo: Arrange pickup from Tromso.'

Little tiffs make your day ... on The Bay!

Now just check out the score of my Feedback on here!

It heading right out through the high stratosphere!

All A ++++ Positive, One Hundred Per Cent!

A record, memento, of the thousands ill spent ...

A global world's Love, to me daily it's sent ... by The Bay!

And now my new found Love ... videoed dancer Roxana,

Or maybe her friends? Katriana ... Olga ... Tatiana ...?

I'm Winning Bid current on three out of the four,

So why settle on one when The Bay has lots more ...!!!

Oh I am so greatly in Love ... with The Bay!