Her Valentine did not arrive
the Royal Mail was late
she very quickly changed her mind
and found another date.

oOo

His Valentine did not arrive
the Royal Mail once more
he wasn’t very bothered
he thought she was a bore.

oOo

His Valentine did not arrive
from Dave away at camp
the Royal Mail was two days late
despite the first class stamp.

oOo

Best to purchase chocs and flowers
So feelings will not worsen
circumvent the Royal Mail
and take them round in person

oOo