Noses thin and noses long

and noses that are pointed,

noses weak and noses strong

and noses double jointed

The best two noses we have known

belong to Ken and Pete

as noses go they stand alone

they really are a treat.

They glow like beacons red and bright

and shine out from their faces

they help to light the way at night

in dark and gloomy places.

Instead of hankies sheets are used

when those two catch a cold,

everyone is so amused

to hear their hooters bold

When Works buzzer failed to go

t`was those two saved the day

they blew as hard as they could blow

and blew `The Tip` away

They stand together, side by side

their sizes to compare,

one is lumpy, long and wide,

the other thick and square

They nurture them with tender care

so proud are Pete and Ken

for both of them are much aware

they`ve more than other men.

The way they smell is keen also,

believed to be unique,

one sniff and they will always know

who caused that awful wreak

Long may they sniff and sneeze and blow,

we wish them all the best,

the finest noses we all know

for they outshine the rest.