The pixies, elves and fairies
were moping round the lawn,
looking quite dejected,
seeming so forlorn.

“Looks as if the gnomes have been,”
Titania said, despairing.
“They’ve taken all our sustenance,
there’s nothing left for sharing!”

Oberon had a thumping head,
he couldn’t really say
if `tipsy cake` had caused it
or too much Chardonnay.

Fairy Blossom Hill flew down
to see what she could do
but nothing would console them,
not even elfin brew.

Then dazzling wizard, Merlot,
brought Chablis round to see,
Chablis was his girlfriend
a fit, white witch was she.

Together they worked magic
they scattered fairy snow
and left the tiny residents
to watch pink mushrooms grow

Soon there was a feasting
within the fairy grotto
`special` creamy mushroom soup
and mushrooms in `Risotto`

Now all are fed and happy
and dancing on cloud nine
Titania takes pot shots at gnomes
While Oberon sips his wine.